Our feet can talk, says study.
Human's use their feet to send out signals.
Men don't signal sexual attraction with their feet.
Liars keep their feet unnaturally still.
Alpha males and females have a low level of foot movement.
My foot has a blackboard behind it, to record the progression of the study.
We plan to measure it and look it over from every angle.
This specimen is not British, although some of you may think otherwise.
© 2016 Milo Dlouhy